Not like you would do anything

Heres the story:

1. Keith missed out on breakfast, has a liquid breakfast in a juicebox instead.

2. Keith spills a bit of liquid breakfast on Matt's leg, wipes it on Dimitri's shirt.

3. Dimitri does the infamous 'Stand There and Do Nothing' attack.

4. I asked Dimitri why he used such a move on Matt, when he could have simple taken a step to the left to avoid getting liquid breakfast wiped on his shirt.

5. His reply was 'Not like you would have done anything!'.

Yeah. I sure couldn't. Well I could. As I said, a simple side-step to the left would suffice. 

I prefer to have my school shirts liquid breakfast-free.

Here I have included a picture of a fat man taking a side-step, and liquid breakfast, much like the stuff Keith was enjoying until he spilt it on Matt's leg.