Tutorial: A Classic Lake High Fight.

Above: A classic fight. You could learn from this.

OK obviously Jarrod and Matt don't know how to have a proper Lake High fight. Here are a couple of guidelines for next time:

Gather up your homies
First thing you have to do before the fight itself is gather up as many people as you can to be on your side. They don't even have to be friends, just grab a couple of year 7'ers and say theres a lollipop in it for them.

Walk around a bit
When you've gotten a crowd, take a stroll around the school. One route that is commonly taken goes as follows; Start out in the main quad, walk through the other quads and eventually go find the person you want to fight (Or otherwise known as the "fightee"). This is probably the most important part of the fight since you can gain attention and even more members for your gang.

Insult the victim/fightee
Apart from the classic and most obvious, "U wanna fight me?", there are a number of insults you can throw at the fightee. Slip in a couple of swear words to intimidate your fightee.

Start the fight
From here you can do whatever you want. Just make sure there are a couple of kids recording it so they can bluetooth it to you later.