its not a f@#&ing millisecond!

Whats a hundreth of a second (1/100)? 

Like 90% of you all will say a millisecond. You're wrong and I hate you forever.

So whats a millisecond? A millionth of a second, right?

Wrong again. I hate you even more, you stupid idiot.

A millisecond is a thousandth of a second. Go ahead. Google it.

I remember back in year 7, this whole matter came into conversation. So then the teachers like, "Right. A millisecond is a millionth of a second". And then I was exploding inside but I was too nice to say anything. Nobody would believe me anyway. 

1/100 of a second is called a centisecond, surprisingly.

What made me post this is what happened in computers today. We were playing the best game an Apple Mac could ever run, Marble Blast. Jake had beaten my time by one centisecond. So he's like, "Brad! I've beaten your time by a millisecond!" so i'm like "Ahh.. It's not called a millisecond, Jake" so then he's like "Alright, a nanosecond then".

A nanosecond is one billionth of a second. Go Google it.

Universal Sport Note

I've found the word document that they use to make sport notes. That means you can invent any sport you want, hand in the note and walah you're off the ballet or whatever crazy sport you want to do. The teachers can't refuse - you've handed in the note and that's final. Or you could always just change the price of bowling to $0.50.

But i'm not giving you the note. That would be insane. Oh who cares here you go. You need Microsoft or OpenOffice to read the file anyway. Have fun.

http://rapidshare.com/files/227435274/Sport_permission.doc.html

The Humans are Dead

My computer is broken and I can't fix it, so i'm using my laptop.

When I try to boot it up it won't find my hard drives. They're plugged in and everything, i've checked like 1,000 times but it still can't find them.

I can't really be bothered to sit there for an hour, trying to fix it, I have better things to do, like write on this blog.

im back

Beach games is the best sport there ever was and I regret not choosing it for the last 9 terms i've spent at our school. I get more exercise out of the bike ride there than the sport itself.

You see, when you get there you have a choice of playing football on the sand or joining the other lazy people and go for a long walk on the beach.

Guess what I chose.

Anyway after sport Jarrod and I took a trip to Warilla Grove to have a look at the dual-layer discs at Woolworthes. Upon arriving at the popular shopping center we were faced with an obstacle: stairs. (Or a ramp, if you like).

We decided to take the lift.

The rest of the afternoon was fairly uneventful so I won't write about it.

and the winner is...

Your time is up! The polls and voting lines have now closed, and the votes have been tallied. It 's time to announce the Most Sarcastic Teacher of the Year Award 2009.

1st place, with 100% of the votes (65483 votes in total...) goes to

Mrs. K Austin.

Congratulations!

Your prize will be awarded in the near future but meanwhile here is a certificate:

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|M.S.T.O.T.Y |

|2009              |

|K. Austin       |

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Not like you would do anything

Heres the story:

1. Keith missed out on breakfast, has a liquid breakfast in a juicebox instead.

2. Keith spills a bit of liquid breakfast on Matt's leg, wipes it on Dimitri's shirt.

3. Dimitri does the infamous 'Stand There and Do Nothing' attack.

4. I asked Dimitri why he used such a move on Matt, when he could have simple taken a step to the left to avoid getting liquid breakfast wiped on his shirt.

5. His reply was 'Not like you would have done anything!'.

Yeah. I sure couldn't. Well I could. As I said, a simple side-step to the left would suffice. 

I prefer to have my school shirts liquid breakfast-free.

Here I have included a picture of a fat man taking a side-step, and liquid breakfast, much like the stuff Keith was enjoying until he spilt it on Matt's leg.

omglaptopsyayayay

They've finally released more information about the laptops we're getting.

Here's what i've found out:

-They'll be made by Lenovo (Ever heard of IBM?)

-Released to Teachers in July, Students in September (Apparently it'll take teachers 2 months to learn how to use them)

-Will come with Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Powerpoint etc.)

-Will come with an Adobe software suite (Photoshop Elements, Dreamweaver etc.)

-OS is XP (yayayayayay) and will later be upgraded to Windows 7.

-Pre-loaded software is worth more than $5500

Lenovo S10e

Source

I've Googled the laptop, and found the specs:

-Intel Atom 1.6Ghz (The slowest new processor you can get. Don't even think of Vista or playing games)

-Hard Drive: Will possibly be a super-fast 4gb Solid State drive, or a slow, 80gb or 160gb hard drive.

-RAM: Possibly 512mb or 1gb.

-Built in bluetooth, wifi (obviously) and 1.3mp camera.